Stylin’

Last night was the annual pre-Wimbledon WTA party. Let’s judge, in our sweats and trainers, who was stylin, who’s in need of a team of stylists and everyone in between.

Let’s start with the ladies who have every right to strut and stomp down that carpet.

So proud of JJ not being all sparkly. It works!

Masha’s jewelry and shoes shut them all down. I love those bad ass Lara Bohinc booties!

Do you see Franny’s red toenails? Love.

The in between looks. I don’t hate them but I’m not in love with them.

Ana could have used a different hairstyle and lost the belt. I thought I liked Petko’s shoes but upon further inspection, I actually do not.

Their hairstyles are just a bit off for me.

Pretty faces but… meh safe looks. Probably how I would come at a party (safe, not pretty face).

Hire a team of stylists ASAP or fire the ones you currently have.

I’m sorry but I just hate f-ing pink and there is a lot of it going on with Sania. Plus, whattup tanlines! As for Li Na, I feel like that face on the dress is going to haunt me in my dreams.

Caro rarely gets it right so whatever. BETHANIE, you are not pushing envelopes, etc., you are looking ridiculous.

Okay, now I have to go wash my other pairs of sweats so I don’t run out and actually have to wear good clothes. Bye.

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